November 6, 2018, 01:15 pm
Just three days ago, Us Weekly broke a story that everyone's favorite trainwreck Camilla James and old fossil Berto Iannello were engaged and even though we all thought it was some sort of early April Fool's joke, it seems like this is a legit thing that is happening and honestly I have a lot of questions, primarily what tf is the sex like, but let's just go ahead and break this down
Exclusive: Camilla James and Alberto Iannello Engaged After Just 2 Months of Dating12:04 PM - Nov 3, 2018
A source tells US WEEKLY the couple got engaged a week ago while Iannello was visiting the actress in Boston.
camillajames So happy to get to spend the rest of the life with my everything 💍💋😍 Time for a trip to Rome to celebrate!!
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Here's what we know so far:
- Alberto "Berto" Iannello is 73 - YES SEVENTY-THREE YEARS OLD - and some hot shot painter that I have personally never heard of but my more cultured friends screamed about being amazing, so
- Camilla James is 25 - YES 48 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM - and the actress you probably best know as the one who got absolutely tortured by Darren Aronofsky and, unlike Nat Portman, GOT NO AWARDS OUT OF IT
- Presumably they met through Berto's son Max, who has directed Camilla in 2 different projects
- Berto and Camilla were spotted out in Rome and Paris and every other European city apparently in September, and he was most recently spotted on the Little Women set in Boston, so even though they never confirmed any sort of dating rumors, it was p obvious what was going on
- Camilla definitely confirmed it on Instagram yesterday buuuut no word yet on a date or anything
- Also no word yet on how her 41 year old soon-to-be stepson is taking the news
- Though if I were him I would be jumping off a building tbh
honestly yes this makes me wanna vom but at the same time like you gotta appreciate a girl's hustle because he's gonna be dead in like 6 months (who can handle that much sex with a 25 year old at his age??) and she'll have millions of $$