You do realize you can't just go around fucking Mauro Conti, right? He's kind of a big thing right now, it's not like people won't find out.
Why would that even pop into your head??
Someone on Tumblr's written some really super great piece about how the pair of you were practically fucking at a club you went to last night and, I mean - look, Cami, I know it's just Tumblr, and it hasn't really been picked up by, well, anyone yet, but it's only a matter of time. People are rabid about him, you know that. And, fuck, she's got a picture. Phillip is gonna wring your neck if this gets out.
Okay? I'm sure it's not a bad one, because we didn't do anything, soooo. Not really sure what she could have possibly gotten some kind of picture OF?
It's not lewd, admittedly. But you two ARE standing close, and you know people are easily swayed. She goes into great detail about the way you were grinding on him, about how you looked ready to go down on him in the middle of the dance floor - it's just not good, you know? You HAVE to be more subtle about shit like this.
Look, you are legit getting worked up over NOTHING. Mauro and I are friends, that's it. Nothing has ever or will ever happen between us, okay? So she's got a picture - who cares. I'm affectionate with everyone. How do you think the weird portion of Tumblr that still ships me and Nicole so hard has such good 'photographic evidence'? That's just how I am.
This girl, whoever she is, is clearly just making shit up. You have to know that. Otherwise, she would've taken a video, you know? She's just trying to stir shit up, I'm sure.
Take a Xanax, it'll be fine.
You can never be too careful, you know that. I'm just looking out for you, babe.
I know, I do. And I love you for it, but you're worried about absolutely nothing. Nooooothing happened, pinkie swear.
I believe you, I believe you. Just keep an eye on your IG comments, I'm sure his freaky fans will come for you eventually.
Good thing I have plenty of experience fighting them off already 🔪🔪