70 years old. born the only child of his mother, tanja, and a casting director she briefly lived with. after dropping out of college, where he had been studying business economics, he followed in his mother's footsteps and became an actor. mostly known for his "cop" roles, such as "miami vice" (he also directed a handful of episodes) and "nash bridges". his film career is somewhat lacking, but friendships with certain directors have led to bit parts in acclaimed movies such as django unchained and knives out.

has been married five times (but only three wives, as he married two separate women twice). notable for getting involved with costars and chasing models, however, and his affairs and illegitimate children are numerous.

46 years old. born and raised in são paulo, brazil, she moved to los angeles the moment she turned eighteen with lofty dreams of becoming a movie star. she fell into modeling and caught the eye of playboy, who she did extensive model work for and who eventually named her playmate of the year in 1996. her attempts to pivot to acting were largely unsuccessful, with bit parts in "baywatch" and soap operas such as "general hospital". still does occasional model work but generally lives off of rich boyfriends.

met theodore james at a hollywood party in 1994 and the pair had a brief affair that resulted in cami.

has never been married, but has been briefly engaged twice.

90 years old. born one of three children to swedish immigrants that gave birth to her first and only child out of wedlock and later found incredible success in the 50s and 60s as a fashion model before she was hand picked by hitchcock to star in the birds and she made the pivot into being an actress. has had a mostly steady acting career, but largely still known as a hitchcock blonde.

in 1980, she founded the swarga foundation after the death of her beloved pet jaguar, alvar, and realizing exotic pets (particularly big cats) had no place in captivity, and became a notable animal rights activist and philanthropist.

she has been married four times.

47 years old. model. her relationship with teddy began as an affair in 1996, and she is actually quite sensitive to critique about their age difference, as she cares about him deeply. (whether the same can be said for him is up in the air.)

22 years old. studying psychology at usc.

19 years old. studying dance at barnard.

75 years old. born and raised in maringá, brazil, and currently lives in salvador. works as a bed and breakfast owner.

48 years old. born and raised in são paulo, brazil, and currently lives in salvador. works as a tax auditor.

48 years old. born and raised in salvador, brazil. works as a pediatric nurse.

21 years old. born and raised in salvador, brazil. currently studying anthropology at the universidade de brasília.

19 years old. born and raised in salvador, brazil. currently studying computer engineering at the universidade de brasília.

43 years old. born and raised in são paulo, brazil, and currently lives a very nomadic life throughout brazil. makes a living as a con artist and drug dealer. has very little contact with his family, though he comes back to salvador every few years spouting that he has gotten his act together (he never has).