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Posted by u/SweetToothKay 3 days ago
For those who had real-life celebrity encounters, who was rude and who was actually nice?
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I don't give a fuck about her and Max's sex tape or their weird ass sex lives - where is her and Michael Ellis' sex tape????classyfools 564 points · 7 hours ago+1 he was probably the one that got her into clubs in the first placeKitizens 162 points · 7 hours agoI literally don't give a fuck who got her into clubs I JUST WANNA SEE HER WITH SOMEONE HOTTER THAN MAX IANNELLOclassyfools 238 points · 6 hours agoTIL sex clubs have standards and aren't the back alley dungeons i imagined them to bemagictheCAThering 303 points · 4 hours agoman u really just put the final nail in the coffin of camilla james' career didn't uOpalPandas 258 points · 5 hours agoi mean.... she's doin the lord's work if that's the case because i'm sick of her overacting in every. damn. thing. STOP RUINING DIRECTORS I LIKE.Parsel_Tongues 75 points · 5 hours agobitch pls youre nuts if you think that people are going to blacklist her just because of a few nudies and a sex tapecolecaine 61 points · 5 hours agopeople have been blacklisted for a lot less and lbr the fact that she is sleeping with a guy who was her director plus alluded in her emails to having slept with someone for a role before is working real hard against her, she can kiss this career goodbyeClonedSix 89 points · 4 hours agomy bet's she fucked aronofsky, no way was she good enough in an audition to get it on ~merit alone~drunkertacos 130 points · 4 hours agomy money's on him or eglin james tbhsortaeviltwin 46 points · 4 hours agocan confirm that they are smoking hot in person. it's otherworldly. i bumped into them once in la (didn't know it) and then (purposely) at sundance (it follows was fuckin GREAT). at least the second time i imagined to string together some words. i swear, they're angels.legends_of 126 points · 2 hours agoisn't the point of these clubs that it's supposed to be anonymous?? why would you out shit like this??angela_arc 105 points · 2 hours agoMax Iannello and I share a dealer. Sadly, that's all we share.b00bs_n_g00bs 104 points · 3 hours agouhhhh last i checked weed's legal in cali so you go to the same dispensary?kristenmajors 33 points · 3 hours agooh you sweet summer Childhesgot5onit 65 points · 1 hours agoI know we shouldn't go around glorifying the gross release of sex tapes against people's consent, but.......Captain_Wisconsin 99 points · 5 hours agoyOU WATCHED IT DIDN'T Udoserawson 40 points · 5 hours agoNo self-control and a day off work will do things to your integrity.Captain_Wisconsin 53 points · 4 hours agosameCrappleJacks 18 points · 4 hours agoThese clubs focus highly on maintaining anonymity, as the commenter above stated. If you are, indeed, part of this club in particular (and I think I know the one), you should be careful. This story gains traction and they'll trace it back, so you better hope you didn't front a pretty membership penny otherwise it'll surely be revoked. That being said, there's an equal probability that this story is utter bullshit. People that frequent these clubs know better, for one, and you could be hoping to capitalize on karma for talking about a relevant subject - i.e. their sex tape just leaked, like you pointed out.idontknow123456789 97 points · 3 hours ago
In conclusion, you're probably full of shit or you're going to regret spilling the beans. Seriously. They act like this shit is HIPAA.this is way better than any of those "keanu reeves bought me pizza" storiesZephyrIguana 78 points · 1 hour agoThat's because it's wasn't Brendan Fraser buying the pizzas.provoke_inspire 52 points · 1 hour agoanyone see that video with him talking about fucking james franco? bets on if he was serious?pinecone360 15 points · 20 minutes agoum both of them def fucked him and they're cancelled because of it - GROSSohhhhhhhhcoconuts 11 points · 14 minutes ago
The location is New York City, in the Year of our Lord 2018. The setting is a high end sex club. You heard me right - a sex club. One of the really fancy ones that you have to pay to be part of; if you're a hot, single female (aka me), then you can usually get in fairly easily, but this particular club still requires either in person or Skype interviews, presumably to make sure you're pretty enough to keep up with the rest of the elite deviants they let in. This is also one of the clubs that allows single men to join - most clubs, you have to be part of a couple or pay a lot more money than most to get in, but literally none of this is relevant information. So we're moving on.
One thing that is probably pretty obvious is that people use fake names at places like this (it's encouraged), so they introduced themselves as Jay Gatsby and Daisy Buchanan. You heard me right: these pretentious weirdos went by two of Fitzgerald's most well known characters. Are they unaware that Gatsby and Daisy are perhaps one of the most unhealthy couples in all of classic literature? Actually, they probably just don't care, if I had to guess. I just hope they didn't go with it because there's some sort of parallels, otherwise: girl, get outta that relationship stat.
No, but, they seemed fine. No weird unhealthiness that I could see. I was there with my boyfriend and we really briefly talked to them; they were very friendly, mentioned that this was NOT the first time they'd gone to a club together, sooooo. I was already intrigued. He was all over her every time we saw them - just always had an arm around her waist, always had her RIGHT next to him. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't creepy or anything, because she was always staring at him with hearts in her eyes; she didn't look like she wanted him to be anything less than all over her, tbh. (Which, I mean?? He's fuckin HOT, I wouldn't want him to be less than all over me, either.)
We did NOT fuck either of them, though I would've been more than down for it. We lost sight of them for awhile - because, you know, we were at a sex club, we weren't gonna spend our time keeping tabs on them - but when we found another couple to play with that we were heading upstairs with, we passed a room that they were in. To say they were fucking another couple doesn't really begin to cover it? He had her doggy style and he was like... using her hair to guide her between giving the dude a bj and eating the girl out, like. It was right out of v good porn. They straight up had an audience outside the door. (Also, for anyone that's curious, this is actually one of the least kinky things we saw all evening, so if you're intrigued by what exactly tops this, trying out sex clubs MAY BE FOR YOU.) We would've stayed and watched longer, but, well. WE WERE HORNY, TOO.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. JUST WHEN YOU THINK THEY CAN'T GET ANY KINKIER.