CJ,

So, so jealous you're in Venice, you lucky bitch!! Please send along a very detailed review of The Favourite, because I'm over here anxious as hell to see it myself. I peeped the hotel you're staying at, and I expect lots and lots and LOTS of pictures, please and thanks. Must be nice to have a famous daddy to throw around, huh?? (Are you taking note of the jealous tone? I'm trying to keep it under control, AND YET.) That said, let's go over some reminders, shall we?

Soooo, first and foremost, to say Meredith isn't thrilled with your dress for The Favourite is an understatement. Your defense of "but Rihanna does see-through all the time" didn't fly because, according to her, you are "not Rihanna"; I hope you can picture the exact dead pan, unamused way she said it. So. She signed off, but wrap your head around the fact that you'll have to go slightly less, uh, out there moving forward. We're trying to make it look like you aren't a trollop, ya feel me? (Let the record state I think the dress is bomb, but I'm not the one that gets paid the big bucks, so here we are.) I've already spoken with Maeve about it, so don't think you're gonna be able to pull a fast one on us, you shit.

Heard Leo is going to be in attendance at Venice - do not let yourself be photographed with him. I get that YOU can wander around unbothered because people don't really give a huuuuge shit about you (I say that with love), but he's sort of noticeable. (And, yes, I am saying this primarily because of those massive ass biceps of his. You can see them from miles away.) You do not let him post anything of you, you do not post anything of him. Hell, it would be even better if you would just AVOID HIM ALTOGETHER. Why would you wanna stay friends with him, anyway? He doesn't strike me as the intellectually stimulating type, so if you're not fucking him, what's the point?? (Don't show this to him, I'm sure he's great, but.)

You're such an easy client, let me tell you, because that's pretty much it. Since you're not premiering anything, it's not like I need to go over talking points or anything - god, you're just so simple. Just be good. Gas up Lex and Mae, and that about covers it. Don't make a fool of yourself. Limit the drunk insta stories. And I think that's it?

Oh, right. AND HAVE A GOOD FUCKING TIME. Kisses.

- Amanda